Life as I know it.

I have no idea how often I will sit in front of this screen and type away, it all depends on my state of mind and whether or not life allows me time to do so. There will be times I talk about Melanoma or being a first-time parent and there will be times I yabber on about life in general and depression. Hell, there may be times I make fuck all sense or leave the reader confused. I do use words that some may find offensive so if words such as fuck, retard or shithead offend you, then there is a simple solution and that is to go elsewhere and read some lovely delusional blogs about boxes of fluffies and flying piggy's in the sky.


Saturday, 18 February 2012

The following is just a few things that fuck me off.


People who chew gum while talking to shop assistants etc.

Shop assistants who chew gum.

Handwriting I cannot even attempt to fucking read.

ATM's not giving out $5 notes. What if I only have five bloody dollars in there and I want it?!

Vending machines not having the ability to use eftpos. Don't they realise more people would use them if they were able to slide a bank card in and get a cold one in return?

Dog fur on the carpet. Could they not learn to brush themselves?

Assholes who leave the toilet seat up.

The toilet paper not being put on properly.

Sleepless nights.

Bitchy customers.

Driver's not giving way to me when I am a pedestrian.

Pedestrian's not getting out of the way when I am driving.

Having the last of the chocolate disappear before I get to it.

Child and Animal Abuse.  It gets my blood boiling and the rage overspills.

Cancer.


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